Best way to make a woman feel beautiful – Lying

- Sean Lock

Lesson Of The Day

If you’re gonna be proctoring an exam for an hour and a half, make sure you don’t drink a whole can of Monster just before it, COZ YOU WON’T GET TO PEE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.

… Heard Inside My Head…

I used to think deleting games from my computer would be the hardest part. Little did I know it’s so much more difficult to delete things from my head.

Running In Circles

Running in circles
Playing with pain
Looking for meaning
Dying in vain

Fighting with myself
Doubting my head
Ignoring the signs
And talking to dead

Chasing a shadow
Living a lie
Yielding to fears
And waiting to die

This is my life
Again and again
Running in circles
And dying in vain

Three Disappointing Things About This World Cup

3. Larissa Riquelme supported Paraguay and not Spain.

2. Xabi Alonso got kicked on the chest – it should have been Andrés Iniesta – in the nuts.

1. After 736 men fought and bled for their countries for 64 days – the damn octopus won.

… Heard Inside My Head…

Somewhere deep down I am hopelessly romantic – it’s just that only the hopeless part makes it to the surface.

Rocking The East Coast – III

If I pee my pants, it better not end up in facebook!

Braver words were never uttered on top of the boat platform where I was laying, attached to a parachute, which was ready to fling me to the skies any seconds then. My fear would have gotten the better of me if not for the beautiful companion cowering by my side. But wait, I’m getting ahead of myself.

We reached Ocean City the night before, with hungry stomachs, tired bodies and mind plotting on ideas to sneak in five people in rooms of four. After a lengthy and inconvenient check-in everyone freshened up and went out for some food. Well, almost everyone. It was funny to see that two out of three people working in the subway store we went to were Nepali.

We then went for a midnight stroll across the beach. Having found the right settings, I took out my camera and I started working on my ‘spirit’ shots. Apparently, I was a little too good at it. Experts say, sand and water are the biggest enemy of a camera, so I was a bit worried. Little did I know my snap would be destroyed by tears. After a few wonderful shots in the dark, we were done with the night and went back to the hotel.

I’ve had a mere two hours of sleep when the morning came knocking on the door. A quick breakfast, a complicated check-out, and we were heading to the beach. Everyone had fun there. I think I made some sort of record by being probably the only guy to walk on the beaches of the east coast and the west coast and never touch the sea.

The search for a Nepali restaurant proved costly as we barely made to the parasailing in time with half-fed belly. The superman was about to fly! OK I’ll admit it – I was petrified!… But the only way to stop making it worse for myself was to get done with it as soon as possible. So I jumped at the chance to go first – my flying companion, however, wasn’t too thrilled about it. I wasn’t going to show my fear – not after three days of calling myself names like ‘hero’ and ‘superman’. I think I did quite well at that. I don’t know what it is about girls, but as soon as one is around, you feel like you need to be ten times the man you actually are. And it helped.

I sat there on the platform saying my last prayers and the wind started carrying me to the heavens. It was… a bit disappointing to be honest. Specially since we didn’t even get to land on water coz the sea was too rough. The rough sea did take its toll on someone later – personally, I blame the “driver”!!… Now it could be jealousy speaking ;)

Other than a little incident with missing lunch box, the rest of the evening was quite uneventful. We had plans to end the night with booze and long talks but none of us had energy to commit to it.

Next day, the awesome vacation came to and end. We all went our ways with wonderful memories, new friendships, some unfulfilled wishes and a few unspoken complaints… and in my case, a 50$ receipt as a consequence of a missed flight!

“(Pointing at the two buffed guys with tight abs) See that is how a guy should look like!”

“He’s walking with another guy!… I’m walking with a beautiful girl!!… I know what I’m doing!!”

… Heard Inside My Head…

I’m not gonna marry the girl I fall in love with. You’re kidding me?! Married life with me!?! I can’t put someone I love through that torture!

I think as a token of my love I should help her find a nice guy and get them married.

And I should instead find a selfish, arrogant, mean and stubborn girl, marry her and spend rest of my life making her life miserable!!

Sounds like a plan.

Bugged!

Bugged! ~ by theCipher

Bugged! ~ by theCipher

… the past two days have been awesome… both Brazil and Argentina got knocked out of the world cup… almost washed away the pain of seeing England humiliated…

… it’s been weird seeing the team I support win against the odds!

… just saw my friends upload pics of their momo party while i’m here all alone chewing through yesterdays cold hard pizza… life’s so unfair! :P

… it’s 4th of July!!… hope I’ll get to shoot some fireworks…

… classes over so i need to get back to work!… been behind on it already…

… got a lecture to give in two days – a little nervous about that…

… and yeah! Orange Rocks!! :)

Free As A Bird

Wings of an Angel ~ by theCipher

Wings of an Angel~ by theCipher

… free as a bird… got nothing else to do… and that the World Cup is in two day break isn’t helping much

… done with exams for this semester… had a short 5 weeks class… over!

… maybe I should start reading some books… been almost two years since I read my last one!

… (removed my last post… no jokes! – it wan’t quite ‘me’!)

… been listening to a new bollywood song – “Pee Loon” … just came up with my own version LOL

before:
pee loon tere neele neele nainoon se sabnam
pee loon tere geeley geely hontoon ki sargam
pee loon hai peene ka mausam

after:
pee loon tere yaadoon mein soda aaur rum
pee loon kuch whisky usme coke thoda kum
pee loon aaur bhooloon saare gum

… what else?!… ummmm… ditched England – a bad breakup!… supporting the Orange for now… also Spain, Germany, etc etc… well any team besides Argentina and Brazil!… (but somehow I know it’s not gonna end well for me… gggrrrr!)